This ring, no other, was made by the elves,
Who’d pawn their own mother to grab it themselves
Ruler of creeper, mortal, and scallop,
This is a sleeper that packs quite a wallop.
The Power almighty rests in this one ring,
The Power, alrighty, for doing you Own Thing.
If broken or busted, it cannot be remade
If found, send to Sauron (the postage is prepaid).
